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Marianne → 17, Montreal. Birdlover, hopeless romantic.
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My German Teacher (in German):We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

THIS BATHROOM HAS SO MANY URINALS IM SO HAPPY

WAIT ILL SHOW YOU

so at first ur like that’s not much
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BUT WAIT THERES MORE

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I hope you know that hell is a real place and it doesnt have bathrooms

(via contort)

lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

(via contort)

zogwargqueen:

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

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arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

(via nicebuttbarakat)

overdid:

do you ever feel lonely and unwanted even if you are with your friends

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I have lived a thousand lives and I’ve loved a thousand loves. I’ve walked on distant worlds and seen the end of time. Because I read.
                                                        — George R.R. Martin 

(Source: ioffreybaratheon, via tetheredtoyourheart)

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

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webs-we-weave:

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

The inner emo must never show

(Source: babedwire, via nicebuttbarakat)

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